Total Medals Earned: 428 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,875 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 10/14 (285/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Die.
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Open one of the official levels
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 12/16 (380/565 points)
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Collect all the dog treats
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/125 points)
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx