Total Medals Earned: 379 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,650 Points
Medals Earned: 10/14 (285/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Die.
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/125 points)
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/30 points)
You saved the day! At least in the demo...
You enjoyed a tasty soda
You saved an innocent life today, hero
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 3/11 (110/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 12/28 (95/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud